Saturday, June 17

A story about Data

I realized, shockingly for the first time, that I've forgotten Data. "what Data?" "No, not what Data?" "Who's Data? This is Data. Our big German Shepherd. Data is the reason Midnight has been so well trained, and I swear he understands most of what it said, especially when it's about him. He can do all the boring dog stuff: sit, lie down, shake (yawn, yawn) But, how many dogs do you know that can close the door on command, or give kisses when told......he even faked taking his heart worm pill. Mark put it Data's mouth and held his mouth shut so he would swallow it. This is the only way that Data would take the stupid thing. Data would unwillingly swallow it and Mark would let go of his mouth-end of story. But this last time he faked us out. Mark held his mouth as usual,Data swallowed, and Mark let go. Data opened his mouth and out came the soggy pill. He did a fake swallow. I just stood there staring. Next thing I know, Data's tail is wagging and he's heading out the door.

4 Comments:

Blogger MO said...

That is a 'sexy' German

10:04 AM  
Blogger yana said...

my goodness, data sounds amazing!! i'd love to have a pet, any, just so i can condition it to do various things. lol. how evil would i be?

5:04 AM  
Blogger Jen said...

You could get a bird with a really long beak and train him poke people in the head. lol
mark has trained data to attack on command, it's pretty screwed up actually, but as long as he don't attack me...it's all good

8:10 AM  
Blogger yana said...

LOL. what a hoot you are! that's such a diabolical idea. LOL. i can't stop laughing!!! i wouldn't mind a ferret. to attack on command??? lol...that's soooo evil :). that's right: as long as you're clear, then go for it!!! go data! lol

7:34 PM  

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